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Technical Glitch Imperial Diamond Demonic Hex

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Technical Glitch
Imperial Diamond Demonic Disruption Hex Potion

Some deserve the worst, while others simply need life to become extremely inconvenient and upsetting, until they learn when to stop fking with you.

Technical Glitch is an Imperial Diamond demonic potion bound to Pazuzu and Azazel, created for the persistent pain in your ass. The meddler. The instigator. The person who repeatedly interferes, provokes, aggravates, or creates problems, but whose actions do not warrant complete ruin.

This potion answers irritation with extreme frustration.

Their technology stops cooperating when they need it most. Phones freeze. Calls drop. Messages fail to send. Emails disappear or arrive too late. Passwords suddenly stop working, even when they are correct. Accounts lock them out. Password reset links never arrive. Verification codes fail. Apps crash. Computers malfunction. Internet connections become unreliable.

Documents refuse to upload. Payments fail to process. Video calls disconnect. Navigation fails. Important communications are missed, and deadlines become harder to meet.

What should take five minutes takes an hour. What should require one attempt requires ten. Just when they fix one problem, another inconvenience appears.

Pazuzu brings chaos into the technology and systems they depend upon. Azazel directs that disruption toward a lesson that becomes increasingly difficult to ignore.

On its own, this potion is wildly powerful, and absolutely hilarious to watch unfold. When paired with more ruthless hexes, however, it can become the nail in the coffin of a much larger storm, spinning someone straight into the mouth of madness.

The options are endless.

You decide.

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